The BIG and the small

*Played with Little Wings at Pomona College
*Got in an argument with roommate about broken glasses
*Played a pretty sick L'Keg show in Echo Park
*Ran a business seminar at work
*Check engine light is my new best friend
*I turned 26

1. Merchandise has been replenished to some degree, still no sign of The Sluts EP, but these are available now:

-Girls of Meth Tape $5 ppd USA
-Littles Paia/John Thill Split Tape $5 ppd USA
-Love DUI 3" $4 ppd USA

Paypal is presidenthappiness@yahoo.com

2. More on the new Split: Littles Paia is country western mash, sly speak-hop. Good skewed freakmusik from Denver, CO. My side consists of 25 songs under 30 seconds and. Why did I do such a thing? I don't know, but there you are, you'll either be annoyed or intrigued as no song builds past simple chorus mechanics. Lots of variety sound-wise, but all things happen grindcore fast, without double kick or too much distortion, only minimal decapitation and mayhem oriented imagery. Released by Star Ship Stereo in paint splattered boxes. A sample up on the myspace.

3. Recorded with Dennis Calacci of Refrigerator again in Claremont. Sounds good if slightly hissy.

4. Been playing with drums courtesy of Sam from No Paws (No Lions). The sound is slightly punkish. Maybe we'll do a Green Day covers record.

5. Work on the Goth Tales EP continues, things are DARK. This record has found a home, unlike the literally hundred of goth teens roaming the streets of America.

6. The new Whitman LP is very very near full assemblage. I played accordion and violin on it. It's a pretty amazing record that sounds unlike anything else. He is currently accepting pre-orders to help cover his rent this month. Ouch! Buy one. www.myspace.com/whitman

If anyone has pictures from L'Keg or the Little Wings show let me know.
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